- dang! I am sorry for my appearance!
- this website is broke!
- i think i may have spilled tequila on it!
- i spilled tequila over other internets, too!
- sorry!
- i had to move to a new web location because i used
- foul language on this one and made people cry :(
- email me if you would like to know about it!
- there's balloons!
- brandon at onechildleftbehind.com